Welcome!

You found me! Thanks for looking at my new website. I hope you'll visit often.
This is where you will find the new, "re-invented" Rex John, the PR guy turned author.
Making my "debut" as an author at age [clears throat] isn't easy, so your support is greatly appreciated.
I hope you'll buy Makeovers -- and more importantly, I hope you'll find it a fun, entertaining read.
Thanks again,
Rex

P.S. I'd love to hear from you. And please check out the "Coming Soon" for a list of other titles in the works...

Carson Kirkpatrick...

...doesn’t like the way the world is going. People are lazy and stupid. Worse, they are unkempt and bad-mannered. Something must be done, and he -- born to power and privilege -- is just the person to do it. Makeovers is the result...

Other books COMING soon!

Yes, I'm working on each of these books.  They're all in various stages of development, of course, but if you'd like to be notified when they're "good to go," just drop me a line!

ANYTHING WILL HELP is the sequel to MAKEOVERS and continues Carson Kirkpatrick's journey to change the world "one person at a time."










When the senior dorm at St. Regis College, in Tilton, New Hampshire burns down one summer, college administrators must find last-minute accommodations for the students who were slated to live there. By random assignment, five of those students are sent to a nearby boarding house which, unknown to college administrators, was recently converted to a senior citizen care facility and is occupied by five “real” seniors -- all aged 72 and beyond. MY SENIOR YEAR tells the story of how these ten radically different personalities learn to appreciate each other during the ensuing year. The plot is driven by the discovery that one of the ten is terminally ill -- and how the others are affected by this news.










WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU is a take-off on Dale Carnegie’s classic book, “How To Win Friends & Influence People,” which has been in print for almost 100 years. Tongue-in-cheek (and cheeky) advice for the rude, self-absorbed social misfits who make our lives so miserable.








Is it a bit gimmicky to use the word SEX in the name of a book?  Probably.  But I've used that same gimmick for much of my life to help people remember my name "It's Rex...rhymes with sex."  And you know what, it works!  This is my life story (so far -- I'm still very much alive) and I've tried to make it fun and funny (my life and the book).  














The true, if somewhat far-fetched, story of what happened to two old guys who spent three months in France -- including a bicycle trip where cows, pigs and wild boars provided the obstacle course, where one of the guys (the one who doesn't speak a word of French) had to negotiate the market every day, and the day they happened upon thirty or so French people doing the Texas two-step in the street.  Yee haw and bonjour!